David Glass confesses his sins. Don’t be confused he hasn’t committed adultery or something like that he is talking about baseball so its much more spiritual.
There is a good chance this isn’t real. If it isn’t real then it is hysterical. If it is real then its exactly what needed to happen …either way. Somebody ripped him a new one. Now we truly have a reason to be optimistic. Today I am a happy Royals fan. Lets go Royals Lets GO!
Here are some of my highlights.
I’ve been in charge of the Royals for almost 15 years. There hasn’t been a lot to cheer about in that time. A once-proud organization has become a source of nearly constant frustration and disappointment….
Latin America is, of course, rich with talented baseball players. Latin America was also the responsibility of my son Dan, who worked in player personnel before he became club president. In his team bio, my son takes “credit” for the coordination and development of the Royals’ Latin American program.
…But fixing the franchise will take time. After all, I gave real management duties to my son, who worked in the jewelry business before I brought him out to Kauffman Stadium….First, the Royals will no longer be a Glass family project. Dan will no longer serve as the team’s president. I am also removing my wife, Ruth, and children Don and Dayna from the board of directors board of directors. I love my family, but it has become obvious that this corporate structure does not work and hurts our credibility.
I’m also going to stop lying. I’ve forcefully denied that my son and I have interfered in the baseball side of things by rejecting trades and the like. But I wasn’t telling the truth. For instance, we walked away from several opportunities to trade the expensive and often-hobbled Mike Sweeney.
Finally, I promise to continue to try to improve public relations.
PR has never been a skill of mine. When I was at Wal-Mart, we ran a “Buy American” campaign. Trouble was, children in Southeast Asia made some of the clothes that we sold. Confronted with the evidence by Dateline NBC, I looked like a buffoon.
Again, fans, I’m sorry the Royals squandered your adoration and your money. I’m sorry that I acted like an imperious creep all these years. You can take the man out of Wal-Mart, but it’s hard to take Wal-Mart out of the man, I guess.
Now I’m going to find a jewelry store for my boy to run.