Sometimes I feel mizunderstood…I mean being Osage Indian and all. Don’t get me wrong people know its true. I get it all the time. People stop me on the street but I don’t think anything of it. My face paint is really just a facade. I’m hiding behind it so nobody knows when I shed a tear. I recently got my card but I don’t need it. Its just a piece of paper anyways. After all we all know this description of my ancestors fits me to a “T”:
“The Osages are so tall and robust as almost to warrant the application of the term gigantic: few of them appear to be under six feet, and many are above it. Their shoulders and visages are broad, which tend to strengthen the idea of their being giants…. Me(well 5′11 3/4″ so close)
The men are tall and perfectly proportioned. They have at the same time all the physical qualities which denote skill and strength combined with graceful movements… Me
They were “certainly the most gigantic men we have ever seen,” Jefferson wrote to Secretary of the Treasury Albert Gallatin on 12 July 1804… Me
On the 13th the President wrote to Secretary of the Navy Robert Smith, “They are the finest men we have ever seen. They have not yet learnt the use of spiritous liquors…”they are the great nation South of the Missouri,…as the Sioux are great North of that river. With these two powerful nations we must stand well, because in their quarter we are miserably weak.” Me
Its true just like the President said my people are powerful and you and your family are miserably weak in my quarter. Morée tries to tell me that I’m not a minority and I’m not really Osage indian. As if we are supposed to believe that her TuTu really lived secluded in a shack on Oahu and she is one of the few truly native Hawaiians. Same thing with Yohan. I tried telling him how much I supported him going to that Korean church to meet nice Korean ladies. Its just a smart choice. You wouldn’t want to dirty up the blood line like I’ve done. The last thing his people need is a bunch of mudbloods. Yeah he just laughed at me and said something about how I wasn’t even half Osage. This is why I keep my card on me. Read em and weep! I don’t see you Hawaiians, Koreans, or Mexicans carrying a card around. …oh wait did I mention I’m only 5/256. ugh
Just a dude with a blog that probably shouldn't have one.
…. well, the proof IS in the card.. so.. even though we are only 5/256 YOU do shockingly fit the description.
Yeah! No doubt thats me in the description. wink wink
Thanks for the comment cuz.
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