randzig

 A few years ago friends and I came up with a game we like to call Snake Pit.  The game is pretty simple.  Its similar to ultimate frisbee except the method of movement is riding longboards.  At the begining of most summers we conclude we are going to play this game often.  As it happens not one game of Snake Pit was commenced in 07.  I think we are getting to old but I’m going to get reamed for saying it.  Anyways I created a google doc asking them to collaborate with me defining the rules and regulations.  I said,

Anyone able to define the snake pit game…any rules? 

This is what they came up with….

• Snake pit should be played with a minimum of three players on each team.
• Snake pit requires a frisbee and skateboards/longboards
• Snake pit should not be played on rollerblades
• Snake pit is going to eat your children, praise be to allah (see mike tyson quote on lennox lewis)
  Snake pit is going to test your mind and your brain and your head
  Snake pit takes balls…bearings
  Snake pit makes your forehead sweat like Yohan’s Peck
• Snake pit  will not only eat your children but also your soul……and it likes it.
• Snake pit will have no other name for it is blasphemy
• Snake pit will never allow it’s players to speak of Snake pit to those not worthy
• Snake pit will have one king and that king will be JET
• Snake pit does not take kindly to pansies. If you bleed you keep playing. No band aids allowed. If you feel the need to cry, go ahead and just jump off a cliff. Go out like a man. it’s honorable.
• Snake pit doesn’t like dumb chicks
• Snake pit has nothing to do with snakes or pits
• Snake pit came to kick ass and chew bubble gum and it’s all out of bubble gum
• Snake pit didn’t start this thing but it will sure as hek finish it
• Snake pit’s been burnin’ since the worlds been turnin’
• Snake pit, hells yeah

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